The JoyPoll!

Never!, ... you must have been born with a silver cover letter in your mouth.	514	45%
It wasn't padding, it was wishful thinking, ... is your resume half lies or half truths?	14	1%
It wasn't padding, it was creative embellishment, ... perfect if you are applying for a job in advertising!	120	10%
If you don't blow your own horn, who is going to?, ... the problem is when you move from hornblower to blowhard.	98	8%
I did when I was first starting out, but not now, ... it's best to leave the course of your life off your curriculum vitae.	52	4%
My resume is currently sugar-coated, with a load of fudging on top, ... your CV needs to go on a diet!	85	7%
I'm hoping my results aren't a rejection letter.	237	21%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a certain percentage of padding.

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