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Current JoyPoll results for 737 entries:

What secret apple employee rule is the most genius?

Brainwash all employees, ... they've already done that to us customers! 121 16%
Wash hands after touching customers' iPhones, ... I'd insist on a hazmat suit. 124 16%
Outlaw fake clapping, ... now they just need fake smile detectors. 60 8%
Remind the crybaby employees whining over "low" pay that having a job is a really good thing, ... the crybaby cartoonists will keep that in mind too. 119 16%
Have employees keep in good physical shape, ... make sure they look hot on FaceTime too. 47 6%
Where can I buy me some of that Apple deodorant?, ... I thought you might raise a stink about that. 319 43%
I drank the results. 176 23%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a smear job.
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