My parents, ... hopefully the umbilical cord is long gone though!	39	9%
My kids, ... so long as they're not puppet strings.	46	10%
My cable box, ... speaking of puppets	29	6%
My smartphone, ... those aren't apron strings, that's a neuron network!	128	29%
My apron strings... I love to cook!, ... /me adjusts his napkin strings.	81	18%
I'm attached to viewing the results.	104	24%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and apron string theory.

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