What punishment for Lenovo would fit the crime of
selling computers with Superfish adware on them?
|Teach them to fish, ... after firing them all!, ... I'm OK with that, so long as it's teaching them to fish out garbage from a septic tank.||25||3%|
|Drown them in complaints, ... phishers of men need to be thrown out of the boat.||16||2%|
|Flush the executives down the toilet, ... fitting, but unless you have a big plunger, the fish might start to stink at the head.||93||12%|
|Oh, cry me a river... anyone who buys from Lenovo deserves to go belly up, ... you're as prickly as a puffer fish!||94||13%|
|Force them to do their own banking on Lenovo's adware-infected computers, ... very creepy, cruel, and inhumane, but I like it!||405||56%|
|I'm casting for the results.||80||11%|