The person who missed the meeting, ... especially if they were the one who called it!	28	5%
The Sales Manager, ... it's not like he has anything to manage anyway.	96	19%
The Marketing devils, ... the Sales Gods might spit them back out.	103	20%
The last person hired, ... he'll leave the Sales Gods with the freshest breath.	14	2%
A customer, ... it's not like you were counting on repeat sales anyway.	41	8%
I'm more traditional, it's got to be a virgin, ... choose the one closest to retirement.	113	22%
Pick me! Pick me!	97	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not filling out the required Sales Gods sacrifice paperwork.

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