What's the problem here?
|The girl is shallow, ... not really, she just recognized that guy as a one of the world's top theoretical mathematicians, whom she read about while studying astrophysics at Princeton.||7||2%|
|The guy is an idiot, for focusing all his attention on his Watch, while there's a hot girl beside him, ... are you sure she's not his sister?||107||39%|
|The girl's not obsessed by her Apple Watch? She must be crazy!, ... it's actually the geek's second watch, he's just letting her wear it so he can have someone send their heartbeat to him.||6||2%|
|The Apple Watch heart monitor sensor must be broken, ... she's an android with no pulse.||3||1%|
|The problem is I'm not on a beach right now, ... can't you just slip on a virtual reality headset and be happy?||47||17%|
|The problem is I am on a beach right now, and here I am surfing the web!, ... mobile, another nail in real life's coffin.||14||5%|
|I'm thump thump thumping over the results.||85||31%|