Would you rather have $1000 worth of stock, or $1000 worth of beer?
|Stock, ... you know I'm talking cattle, right?||66||14%|
|Beer, ... speaking of cattle, you are soon going to have a stampede heading towards your place.||21||4%|
|It would depend on what stock, and what kind of beer, ... don't look a gift beer in the mouth!||129||28%|
|I'd trade both for $500 cash, ... I find your lack of consumer confidence and alcoholism disturbing.||71||15%|
|The real money is in brokering stocks and in bottle return centers, ... we call that the "craft show effect"... the only ones who make money at a craft show are the ones charging people to sell at it!||66||14%|
|I'm pretty sure I have 80 bucks worth of empties around here, ... sounds like consumer consumption is not a problem at your place.||30||6%|
|My beer glass is half empty.||73||15%|