The JoyPoll!

If you were the counselor of this support group, what would you tell the sad writers?

Don't be sad, um, heh, lots of users read those agreements! cough cough, ... you just executed the Tell-them-what-they-wanna-hear clause.	8	1%
Don't be sad, thousands of people read those things... thousands of lawyers!, ... and millions of legal interns!	45	8%
Don't be sad, you are doing your job perfectly! The companies that hired you don't want their customers to read those!, ... does it feel powerful taking away people's power if they don't even know it?	229	41%
If you think that work is making you feel irrelevant, try doing my job!, ... if just one person feels irrelevant over this, perhaps it was worth it.	20	3%
Wait a second, does the JoyPoll have an end-user agreement?!!!, ... you just agreed to be a never-ending user.	170	30%
Too long, didn't read, just went right to the JoyPoll results.	82	14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and it's ok to feel your feelings about it not adding up to 100%.

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