If there does turn out to be a 9th planet in our solar system, what would you call it?

Planet X, ... you'd have to a gasbag giant not to like that name!	87	13%
Planet Nine, ... Mr. Brown, calling it Fatty is not part of the Nice model.	60	9%
Planet Bowie, ... wait a sec, I thought he sold that world!	209	33%
Call it Pluto, and everyone will be happy!, ... if that's your biggest problem, your problems are dwarf problems.	116	18%
'Merica!, ... what's their immigration policy like?	46	7%
I'm tightening my Kuiper belt and just viewing the results.	108	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the retro-rockets firing.

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