The JoyPoll!

I don't mind companies like Google and Amazon using all kinds of personal data about me to give me better service, ... they take a pound of your soul without drawing any blood.	32	6%
I prefer companies like Apple using this differential privacy method to keep my data more private, but still using it to make software better, ... can I just opt out and use all the improvements they develop from your data?	152	29%
I'm cynical about any company that claims they can protect my privacy, ... living a life free of data collection will soon be extinct!	186	36%
I don't care if my software or services isn't perfect, I just don't want any company to know anything about me, ... but we need your address in order to ship you a tinfoil hat!	66	12%
I don't care about any of this, I just want big emojii!, ... so long as there's a big opt-out button!	22	4%
I'm viewing the results in private.	52	10%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a broken differential.

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