The JoyPoll!

Flying reindeer, ... all they need is the right tailwind!	9	2%
Hundreds of Elves willing to make toys for free room and board at the North Pole, ... who wouldn't, now that it's becoming a warm sea resort!	20	5%
How Santa has to fly faster than light to deliver all those toys, ... maybe he just shrinks the space between houses?	106	30%
How Santa can fit down chimneys, ... when you're flying faster than light, you stretch thin.	31	8%
Why Mrs. Claus stays with that jerk, despite the fact that every year, again and again, I keep hearing "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus", ... with all those Elves hammering, she doesn't even notice..	96	27%
I took a holidays on voting and just viewed the results.	89	25%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and you should have left out some cookies.

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