If your body was infected by biological ransomware, what kind of ransom would it probably demand?

Cookies, ... pay me in bitecoins!	16	3%
Pizza, ... talk about dough!	47	11%
Ice cream, ... now here's a scoop, Petya can't eat just one!	22	5%
It would go the more traditional cash route, ... are you encrypted, or it that just your tummy growling?	44	10%
Nookie, ... can't buy me love!	56	13%
My ransomware infection is very severe, I'd need all of the above, ... you're worth it!	154	37%
I'm infecting the results.	66	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roundingware.

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