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Current JoyPoll results for 406 entries:

If your body was infected by biological ransomware, what kind of ransom would it probably demand?

Cookies, ... pay me in bitecoins! 16 3%
Pizza, ... talk about dough! 47 11%
Ice cream, ... now here's a scoop, Petya can't eat just one! 22 5%
It would go the more traditional cash route, ... are you encrypted, or it that just your tummy growling? 44 10%
Nookie, ... can't buy me love! 56 13%
My ransomware infection is very severe, I'd need all of the above, ... you're worth it! 154 37%
I'm infecting the results. 66 16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roundingware.

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