What is your favorite Thanksgiving battle cry?

To boldly go where no gravy has gone before, ... we have engaged the Butterball.	11	6%
Turkey is a dish best served cold, ... in the original Klingon!	10	5%
Resistance is futile. Prepare for my appetite, ... it was later known as the battle of Wolf-down 359.	24	13%
Pumpkin pie, the Final Frontier, ... burp it up, Scottie!	20	10%
The needs of the many outweigh the lives of the poultry, ... it is more logical to enjoy a tofu turkey with Spock.	33	18%
It's overdone, Jim, ... he's a doctor not a baster!	50	27%
Eat long, then pass out.	35	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, Cranberry Alert!

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