Current JoyPoll results for 729 entries:
What do you claim to hold the patent on?
Hyperlinks, ... maybe British Telecom needs some Ritalin?
Bi-ped mobility, ... put one foot ahead of the other in a Gingerly fashion...
The stupid question, ... the stupid answer was ruled a derivative work.
Geekiness, ... but patents only cover the useful arts! ;)
Misery, ... I thought Microsoft and Morrissey were battling over that one.
Comics about lungfish, ... although breathless, they are sometimes like a fish out of water.
I'm viewing the results, then scooting on over to the patent office.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and limb-like appendages.