Current JoyPoll results for 829 entries:
What is most likely to start a fight at a wedding?
The groom showing up late, ... better late than never, ... maybe.
The minister saying "We are gathered here today, Ladies and Germs...", ... hey, it was a comic about a wedding, not a wedding by a comic.
The tossing of the bouquet, ... never stand between a pack of lionesses and their potential for cubs.
The catering not living up to expectations, ... after which, the caterer doesn't live up to expected life expectancy.
Someone showing up in the same dress as the bride, ... especially the groom's old girlfriend.
The prospect of layoffs and the negative impact that the merger may have on family morale, ... I hear one of the founding fathers would love to give away the bride. ;)
I just came for the open bar.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the invitations not getting out in time.
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