Current JoyPoll results for 1416 entries:
If you were a Mac Genius, what would you do with only 5 minutes left in the contest?
Give up, and join the DELL Dude's Party, ... in the party business, it's all about the signage.
Email Steven's DELL a virus, ... I don't think he could join the Airport network.
Pull the fire alarm, ... after all, Dude is running a DELL.
Stumble out into the mall covered in white powder, ... if you use icing sugar, you'd be a candy-coated Apple genius.
Yell out "OH MY GAWD, IS THAT JUSTIN FROM 'NSNYC?!!, ... I suppose Barry Manilow would have a similar room-clearing effect.
If I had a rocket launcher... , ... Dude, you're getting a SCUD!
I'm too filled with suspense to vote!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and math muzak.
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