Current JoyPoll results for 854 entries:
What kind of instant tech support do you need?
Linux Guru in a can, ... even more satisfying when served with a side order of Instant Mashed Windows.
Mac Genius power bar, ... packed with 10 essential Cease and Desists!
Windows Wizard tablets, ... take the whole bottle, and still have a headache in the morning.
Instant Techno Talking Babe, ... they're fine at first, but after a year or so can turn into Techno-Nagging Bitches. ;)
I don't need it, I give it, ... that must be instantly gratifying.
I popped the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not enough MSG.
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