Current JoyPoll results for 1078 entries:
What are you seduced by?
That Windows Mistress, ... you're just all worked up by that swap partition.
I luv my Linux Lass, ... or do you prefer the mild-mannered Lynn Nicks?
My heart belongs to Maid of the Mac, ... she's very Xexy!
I'm tempted by the off button, ... so are you saying you're suddenly super turned off?
one word... caffeine, ... do you do the dew or da brew?
Two words... doh nuts, ... sugar. ah honey honey.
I'm seduced by the View Current Results button.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Windows Mistress Upgrades.
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