Current JoyPoll results for 813 entries:
What would be your ideal wedding?
Married by Woz, honeymoon in Cupertino, ... that's sounds better than Jobs's Nightmare in Cupertino.
Married by Linus, honeymoon inside a giant paper-mache Tux, ... wow, do you think Martha Stewart will do the catering?
Married by Captain Picard, honeymoon on Risa, ... can Wil Wheaton be the ring bearer?
Married by Nitrozac, honeymoon in the Cartoon Universe, ... cool, do ya think it would be like one of her medal ceremonies? Here, here, or here?
Married by noon, separated by midnight, ... and perhaps reconciled by dawn.
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the reception party.
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