Current JoyPoll results for 1080 entries:
What's the most notable thing about the .mac party?
It's 95 percent empty, ... is that a pessimestimate?
It's 5 percent full, ... those are the latest optimystical figures.
There's 100,000 paying partiers on the guest list, ... think of it as a cover charge.
There's 2,100,000 former iTools users on the outside looking in, ... are they party poopers, or just all pooped out?
Dude, I want a .Dell, ... another Dell innovation, dude!
With Apple bringing in $5,000,000 or so in dotmac revenue, I hope it's an open bar, ... you pay for drinks, but you get the most prestigious barstool on the Internet.
I'm getting Nitrozac and Snaggy to cater my next tech party.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dotmac disco!
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