Current JoyPoll results for 1020 entries:
If you were the aliens, what would you do?
| Fire the planet evaporator, asap, ... are you the one who turned the Planet Oort into a cloud? |
98 |
9% |
 |
| Selectively fire the evaporator, ... make sure you set it to evaporate local, not global. |
184 |
18% |
 |
| Definitely wait until MacWorld Expo is over, ... hopefully you won't have post-keynote depression. |
234 |
22% |
 |
| Make a resolution never to use the planetary evaporator, ... you could try a planetary juicer, but they are so hard to clean afterwards! |
33 |
3% |
 |
| Try to sell the evaporator to Uncle Owen, ... but Uncle Owen needs vaporators, not evaporators! |
62 |
6% |
 |
| Spend New Year's on Moon Babe Alpha, ... it's a typo on the Space Map, but Moon Base Alpha doesn't want it fixed since they get more visitors that way. |
270 |
26% |
 |
| I'm alien to voting. |
139 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and in space, no one can hear you sublimate.
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