Current JoyPoll results for 988 entries:
What happened next?
A group of screaming teenage girls swarmed the Genius Bar, ... they must have heard the news about that Mac Genius wearing a kilt.
In a cameo appearance, Meg Ryan walked up to the counter and said "I'll have what he's having.", ... and then Jack Nicholson said "What the heck, make it two."
The red phone rang, the Genius answered it, and a mysterious voice said "Josephine", ... it must have been a wrong number, no?
The Genius lovingly wrapped the two computers with tissue paper, ribbons, and stickers, ... I guess he learned customer service from his creator.
The customer went home and spent a glorious night with his twins, ... he must have had legendary uptime.
Jobbie the Jaguar jumped up on the counter and marked the computers, ... I wonder if the Mac Genius knows how to get that fixed?
I imagined all those results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not being house-trained.
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