Current JoyPoll results for 873 entries:
If you were Big Boss Jobs, what would you do to squealers who sold you out to the Rumor Squad?
Like the man said, pushing up daisies in the Icon Garden, ... how many geek souls has that Watch claimed, it's anyone's guess.
Feed their bones to the Dogcow, ... but I thought Clarus was a vegetarian!
Give 'em a concrete iPod and take 'em for a dunk in San Francisco Bay, ... oh well, at least it would be cooler than concrete goulashes.
Introduce 'em to Phil "Killer" Schiller, ... or perhaps Baby Face Rubinstein?
Bury them with the Lisas and Newtons, ... is there room in there, with all those cold dead hands?
Make 'em a permanent part of Infinite Loop, ... harder to find than an Easter Egg.
Is that blood spatter on my new G4 tower?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and The Naked Data.