Current JoyPoll results for 832 entries:
How much time do you have to groom?
I have lots of grooming time, ... are you being groomed for success?
I don't have much, but I make time, ... good groomed geeks get gourmet girls.
The time between wake up and boot up, ... wait a second, isn't your computer is always on?
Nanoseconds, ... so the comb over is over before the comb is over?
I have just the right amount of time, ... so that's why you're looking so good!
Grooming is irrelevant, ... you are unBrushed. Prepare to be avoided.
I'm grooming my computer
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and always a groomsmen, never a groom.
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