Current JoyPoll results for 719 entries:
Besides your mom, which one of these mothers is nearest and dearest to you?
My mother tongue, ... hopefully it was never washed out with soap.
45
6%
Mother Goose, ... speaking of which, see the hot new chicks?
12
1%
The mother load, ... that vein of thinking isn't too golden, is it?
70
9%
Mother Nature, ... I think she's been crying out for mercy lately.
151
21%
My motherboard, ... well, I hope you buy her a card once and a while.
298
41%
My Mother-in-Law, ... she must be a real Mother Teresa!
42
5%
I'm protesting that mother truckers was not a poll option.
101
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Mother of all Rounding.
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