Current JoyPoll results for 778 entries:
Where would you like to retire?
Somewhere like the Silicon Haven Computer Retirement home, ... activities include Ping/Pong tournaments and LAN-scaping classes.
Anywhere with a T3 would suit me, ... I suppose you'll give instructions to keep you plugged in.
Moonbase Alpha, ... it's fun when old friends drop by at 1/6th gravity.
The Matrix, ... or are you more of a Zion senior?
Retirement is for machines, not humans, ... nobody likes a force quit.
Soylent Green Estates, ... hey, it's not nice to eat your elders!
One word... Renew!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and early retirement.
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