Current JoyPoll results for 524 entries:
Which "letting go" would you choose?
The electric chair, ... shockingly effective at stopping leaks.
The good ol' head on a stake, ... let's hope they never sick it to you... knock on wood.
The guillotine is the most glamorous, ... it's a revolutionary way to lose your head!
Mmmmmmm, Soylent Aqua, ... so, you all juiced up for WWDC?
Subjected to super sonic Steve Jobs's yells, ... the sack heard 'round the world.
I shouldn't be fired, I should get a Marketing Genius award, ... but don't you realize... getting rid of everyone who knows the truth is part of the plan!
I'd be honored if Steve chose for me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dissmissal of the whole thing.
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