Current JoyPoll results for 524 entries:
Which "letting go" would you choose?
| The electric chair, ... shockingly effective at stopping leaks. |
13 |
2% |
 |
| The good ol' head on a stake, ... let's hope they never sick it to you... knock on wood. |
27 |
5% |
 |
| The guillotine is the most glamorous, ... it's a revolutionary way to lose your head! |
87 |
16% |
 |
| Mmmmmmm, Soylent Aqua, ... so, you all juiced up for WWDC? |
165 |
31% |
 |
| Subjected to super sonic Steve Jobs's yells, ... the sack heard 'round the world. |
70 |
13% |
 |
| I shouldn't be fired, I should get a Marketing Genius award, ... but don't you realize... getting rid of everyone who knows the truth is part of the plan! |
634 |
120% |
 |
| I'd be honored if Steve chose for me. |
149 |
28% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and dissmissal of the whole thing.
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