Current JoyPoll results for 861 entries:
What do you blame your flatulence on?
My pet, ... um, but I thought you had a pet rock?
I just sat on a whoopee cushion, ... was it good for it too?
It must be a bug in iChatAV, ... would that be a stinkbug?
I'm a girl. We all know girls don't fart, ... of course not, although I believe there are rumors of derrière exhalation.
Mine are so bad, New Zealand is going to tax me, ... oh don't have a cow on me!
No excuses necessary... I'm silent and deadly, ... if only that kind of ripping was illegal.
This poll stinks!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the bean counters eating their work.
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