Current JoyPoll results for 542 entries:
What would be your favorite part of the Dell Rumors website?
The chance that His Dell-ness might actually be reading it, ... did you say his Dull-ness?
The rumor suggestions direct from Dell's development team, ... they are very innovative in that way.
The "Switchers are Traitors!" editorial, ... the Ellen Feise dartboard graphic went a little too far though, don't you think?
The "Floppy Forever" items in the webstore, ... I especially like the Floppy Forever! floppy labels for your floppies.
The exclusive, in-depth interview with the Dell Dude, ... now that's gotta be an oxymoron.
It's only a comic, it's only a comic, it's only a comic, ... make sure you're clicking your boot disks together.
I much prefer HP Rumors!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding sometimes being as easy as Dell.
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