Current JoyPoll results for 503 entries:
What is your favorite Thanksgiving battle cry?
To boldly go where no gravy has gone before, ... we have engaged the butterball.
Turkey is a dish best served cold, ... in the original Klingon.
Resistance is futile. Prepare for my appetency, ... it was later known as the Battle of Wolf-down 359.
Pumpkin pie, the Final Frontier, ... burp it up, Scottie!
The needs of the many outweigh the lives of the poultry, ... it is more logical to enjoy a tofu turkey with Spock.
It's overdone, Jim, ... he's a doctor not a baster!
Eat long, then pass out.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Red Cranberry Alert.
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