Current JoyPoll results for 821 entries:
Which Star Wars revision doesn't bother you?
Han Solo killing Greedo in self-defense, not cold blood, ... Greedo died??? I though Han's blaster was set on stun!
Bonus footage of Tusken Raiders feasting on roasted Ewok dumplings, ... mmmmm, dip them in a little C3HPO Sauce.
Red Six's double chin airbrushed out, ... Lucas must of consulted with Queer Eye for the Rebel Guy.
Scene restored where Jabba the Hut exposes Princess Leia's boob during "slave girl bikini malfunction", ... oh stop yanking my chain!
Obi-Wan Kenobi travels back in time to prevent the birth of Jar Jar Binks, ... while in the past, Obi-Wan ends up falling in love with a beautiful young Gungan... and after a wild, passionate night in the Underwater City... DOH!
Directed by "George (Greedo) Lucas", ... he always wanted to be Gold Leader.
I just mailed my wallet to the Skywalker Ranch.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and you are the Master, but I have the blaster.
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