Current JoyPoll results for 846 entries:
What's your definition of a planet?
Big and round, ... um, did you realize a lot of butts out there might qualify?
Small is fine too, but it's gotta be round, ... spherical
It's got to orbit a star, ... you're thinking of Planet Hollywood?
Big enough for two countries... us and them, ... you mean Mac and PC?
It's got to have enough gravity to hold beer down in a glass, ... what, you don't like drinking beer from a tube?
Dammit Jim, these labels only serve to perpetuate solar system stereotypes, ... Kirk's criteria was that real planets had babes.
I'm orbiting the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tiny perfect errors.
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