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Current JoyPoll results for 846 entries:
What's your definition of a planet?
| Big and round, ... um, did you realize a lot of butts out there might qualify? |
38 |
4% |
 |
| Small is fine too, but it's gotta be round, ... spherical |
59 |
6% |
 |
| It's got to orbit a star, ... you're thinking of Planet Hollywood? |
124 |
14% |
 |
| Big enough for two countries... us and them, ... you mean Mac and PC? |
54 |
6% |
 |
| It's got to have enough gravity to hold beer down in a glass, ... what, you don't like drinking beer from a tube? |
284 |
33% |
 |
| Dammit Jim, these labels only serve to perpetuate solar system stereotypes, ... Kirk's criteria was that real planets had babes. |
209 |
24% |
 |
| I'm orbiting the results. |
78 |
9% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tiny perfect errors.
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