Current JoyPoll results for 661 entries:
What's the best part about hiring an elephant?
He never forgets passwords, ... oh right! Thanks for reminding me!
He's really good at using a keyboard, since he's afraid of the mouse, ... you wouldn't believe how handy that trunk is!
He can take my place as the office Dumbo, ... tusk tusk, don't be so hard on yourself!
He'll work for peanuts, ... trouble is he spends most of the work day on Safari.
He's an overpowering presence during negotiations, ... just make sure his own private washroom is a dung deal.
EEK! I forgot to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the proboscis looking good.
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