Current JoyPoll results for 690 entries:
What's your favorite example of "Bill Gates dollars"?
His recent fine of $800,000 is like a normal person being fined about a buck, ... is that what you'd call a token punishment?
If he dropped a $1000 bill, it's just not worth his time to bend over and pick it up, ... I hope to be there when that big buck drops.
His 100 million dollar home cost him the normal human equivalent of around 100 bucks, ... home is anywhere he hangs his solid gold propeller beanie.
For Bill, a new G5 with Cinema Display would set him back about a penny, ... I'd buy that for a dollar!
If I had a penny for every Microsoft bug, I'd be the richest man in the world by now, ... he gets what you pay for!
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and spare change.
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