Current JoyPoll results for 799 entries:
What's the moral of this comic?
Beauty is skin deep, ... deep is relative, skin too.
Good looks will get you anything, ... but will they get you an extreme makeover?
The Miss Universe Pagent is Earth-centric, ... that's why I prefer Miss Alternate Universe.
Aliens are crafty and will cheat to get what they want, ... nowhere in the rules does it say you can't wear a human suit, especially one cut off of another contestant.
Stoopid hu-mans, so easy to fool, ... really? That crown is actually a UFO tracking device.
Beware zipper-faced babes, ... that also applies to the Velcro-faced ones.
I preferred the second-runner up.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and missed congeniality.
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