Current JoyPoll results for 862 entries:
What would you do?
Save the girl. Servers can be re-built, ... besides, it's all backed up, right?
Save the server. There's always more fish in the sea, ... yes, but they aren't already caught in your net!
Walk away, I can't be responsible for everything around here, ... exactly, that's why you were made a manager.
Use my incredible untangling power to free the girl, while initiating a system-wide shut down via voice commands, ... hopefully you don't get tongue-tied!
Mmmmmm girrrrl, ... or are you Mmmmming over those power cables?
Mmmmmmm... server, ... geeks appreciate a nice rack!
I'm ordering Sea Monkeys.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and radioactive blood.
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