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What would you think would be the most shocking scene in Windows 911?
The re-creation of Gates licensing DOS to IBM, ... narrated by the Ghost of Gary Kildall.
Gates declaring his War on Bugs, ... also known as The Comedy of Errors.
The interviews of people who have loved ones running Windows, ... if you love someone, set them open source.
The seven long minutes of Gates rocking back in forth in his chair after being told of the DOJ anti-trust lawsuit, ... almost as tough to watch as the seven hours of giggling after it was dropped.
When the movie silently projects the Blue Screen of Death, relying on the audience's screams to convey the horror of the event, ... you can tell the Mac users, they're the ones just chuckling.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates mud wrestling, in a winner-take-all death match, ... oops sorry, wrong movie, ... I was thinking of Bowling for Cupertino.
When it comes to Windows, nothing shocks me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Roger Moore.
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