Current JoyPoll results for 966 entries:
What happened next?
Messy Geek took the farmer on an extended tour of his cubicle, instructing him what not to throw out, ... later that day, it all ended up in the core dump.
Messy Geek paid the farmer NOT to clean his mess, ... so the Cleaner took the messy geek to the cleaners?
Messy geek was dragged away screaming from his cubicle by armed security guards, ... don't worry, their arms were covered with rubber gloves.
After subduing the geek with his shovel, the farmer mucked the stall, ... I guess the farmer just had enough of his horseshit.
Messy Geek distracted the farmer by saying "Hey look! There's a cow loose!", ... server farmers won't fall for that one.
Messy Geek told the farmer to "muck off!", ... at which point the farmer said "No. I'm going to get the muck outta here!"
I messed up my vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and geek pies.
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