Current JoyPoll results for 820 entries:
What would have been the right answer to tell her?
"I don't know why the vacuum cleaner ate the whole cake, it knocked me out first.", ... a vacuum will do that.
"Because it was a mite hungry!", ... did you realise that about over a million mites celebrated their birthday today... in your house alone?
"Because the vacuum cleaner was depressed after being dumped by the dishwasher.", ... if it was really depressed it would have cleaned up the crumbs.
"I'm not sure why, but blaming stuff on technology usually works for me.", ... and if that doesn't work, blaming a pet is worth a try.
"No honey, I'm just kidding... your cake was eaten by a fork!", ... that fork was a menacing little thing, it kept making me "straighten the edges a bit".
"No honey, I'm just kidding... I ate your cake, because I'm taking you out to dinner and a movie.", ... and when she stops beating you, she will probably think that's really sweet!
These results really take the cake.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and script crumbs.
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