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What's your favorite Baghdad Ballmer slogan?
Let the Apple and Linux infidels bask in their illusions of a better OS, ... come join us, we have a gorgeously geeky tan!
We are in control of Longhorn. The image of Longhorn stuck in a quagmire from which it can never emerge is a lie! Lies, lies and more lies!, ... I thought it was a MonkeyBoy stuck in the quagmire.
It's not a Mac thing. Never!, ... "We defeated Cupertino yesterday. On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of switchers."
Microsoft doesn't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference, ... "Lying is forbidden in Redmond."
Be assured. Windows is safe. Windows is secure, ... "Hackers are most welcome. We will butcher them."
I triple guarantee you, there are no iPods in Redmond, ... I guess that's because "There are no thieves in Redmond!"
I quadruple guarantee you, I did not just view the results!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no, it always rounds up perfectly. It is never not rounded to perfection.
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