Current JoyPoll results for 784 entries:
Which CEO do you find scariest?
Steve Jobs, ... he's especially scary to his competition.
Jeff Bezos, ... I've always been afraid of clowns.
Steve Ballmer, ... he's Frankengate's Monster.
Bill Gates, ... apparently, when Satan dies, he's going to Redmond.
Larry Ellison, ... oh my god, Soylet Green is PeopleSoft!
Carly Fiorina, ... her Vampirella costume is covered in HP sauce.
Me!!! Muhahahahaha!, ... attention Steve, Jeff, Ballmer, Bill, Larry, and Carly, could you please stop voting for yourselves!
CEO's aren't that scary, ... but those stockholder Goblins can be!
I was too scared to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and shell out, shell out, the shell script is out.
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