Current JoyPoll results for 699 entries:
What's the best solution to senior bullying?
Cordless electric blankets, ... don't worry, he didn't make it this far without battery backup.
Zero tolerance for donut shortages, ... better to have day-olds, then none at the end of the day.
Donut Defense classes, ... that's not something you can just glaze over.
Anger management and conflict resolution counseling, ... I'm OK with that, so long as they serve coffee and donuts.
Soylent Green, ... isn't there supposed to be an expiry date on the ingredients?
Next time, the victim should pre-load his donut with a laxative, ... revenge never tasted so sweet.
I'm increasing my medication.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the un-rounded sticking up for itself.
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