Current JoyPoll results for 919 entries:
What's the most perplexing aspect of this iPod sock saga?
Are the wild socks giant, or the Cupertino sockboys tiny, ... the answer to that one depends on how much they shrink in the dryer.
How could anyone cut socks in half... that's cruel, ... almost as cruel as a real green dress.
What the heck do they do with those other halves, ... if I told you, the sock puppets would kill me.
How could anyone brand socks like that... that's cruel, ... not as cruel as cowboy sock poetry.
Where do missing socks go in the dryer, ... maybe they transform themselves into belly button fluff.
The fact that Apple is actually selling iPod socks, ... yeah, wild iPod socks should run free!
Why couldn't there be Cupertino sockgirls?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a sock whisperer.
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