Current JoyPoll results for 777 entries:
What's the best excuse to get a day off from work?
Call in sick, ... it helps if when you are actually sick, you come in to work and infect everyone.
Family emergency, ... I hope you don't work at the family business!
Transportation failure, ... your car broke down, or you just can't get your ass out of bed?
Mid-life crisis, ... so long as it's not an after-life crisis.
Unfortunate sequence of space/time events, ... I'm sure that will go over with a Big Bang.
I have a job interview, ... if you didn't nail it, you're gonna get nailed when you come back.
I'm having mid-poll crisis.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and excuses.
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