Current JoyPoll results for 1130 entries:
If you were the Apple Genius, what would you do?
Call the cops, ... can Apple be arrested for not having enough product?
Pick up the Red Phone and call Batman, ... maybe you need to call Gotham City's Arkham Asylum first?
Break up the fight, and auction the iPod shuffle, ... to the sniper go the spoils.
Suggest to the kid to quit whining and let his Dad fight his own battles, ... also suggest he try using a little Brylcreem.
Take the iPod shuffle and offer to break it into three pieces, and give a third to each, ... so you'd turn that stick of fun into Chicklets?
Sit back at the Genius Bar and enjoy Fist Fight'n Friday, ... looks like your boss enjoys it too!
I just like to view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and who's shufflely looking?
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