Current JoyPoll results for 1687 entries:
What's the best excuse not to switch to Macintosh?
I love Windows, I really do, ... I think you're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
My hobby is collecting spyware and viruses, ... well honey, you've got yourself a big honey pot.
I like to support innovative companies like Microsoft, ... didn't they invent assimilation?
I enjoy taking breaks during blue screens of death, ... I guess that's the silver lining of those Windows clouds.
Stress is good, ... and then you die.
I'm already dating a Penguin, ... there's always room for a threesome.
I find any reason not to switch insanely peculiar, ... I guess you just Think Different.
I'm viewing the results in a most peculiar way.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and impersonal technology.
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