Current JoyPoll results for 1146 entries:
Of these, which do you think is the most evil aspect of Apple?
The abandonment of 1960's idealism, ... I guess they took their own Think Different advice.
That tempting logo, ... it wants to take a bite out of your wallet!
The money they spend on lawyers, ... the devil made them do it.
Shipping computers with just 256 megs of RAM, ... you'd think they'd ship at least 666MB!
They ask us to Think Different... that's gotta be evil, ... unless you already Thinking Evil.
The horns and cloven hooves they hand out to all new employees, ... it takes a while to grow your own I guess.
Thinking that Apple is evil is EVIL, ... they got to you, didn't they?
This poll is wicked.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Evil Bert.
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