Current JoyPoll results for 797 entries:
How are you planning for your retirement?
I'm hoping to die early, ... so you plan to expire, not retire?
I've been putting a little away for a rainy day, ... I hope you don't live in a rainforest.
I'm scrimping and saving, ... it's not how much you make, it's how much you save. Same with back-ups.
I'm hoping to marry someone rich, ... watch out for the pre-nup!
Inheritance, ... who's to say you aren't going first?
I'm hoping Alien Overlords will take care of me, ... they may have you down for the Soylent Green Plan.
I'm hoping that everytime I do the JoyPoll, another nickel is deposited into my retirement fund, ... I think that only works if you're wearing a propeller beanie while doing it. ;)
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the early retirement of Mathematics.
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