Current JoyPoll results for 1144 entries:
Most outrageous claim?
Apple is copying Microsoft's Longhorn, ... it is possible, especially if Jobs used his time machine to travel into the far future.
Tiger is a peripheral to iPod, ... I'm sure Apple wouldn't be too sad if everyone bought a Tiger for their 'Pod.
iPod users are thieves, ... ah, so that's why the iTunes music store never sells out of songs!
Longhorn will ship in a year or two, ... where's the beef?
Windows just works, ... it's worked insanely great for Bill Gates.
Pinocchio is kinda sexy, ... the size of the lie doesn't matter.
I've still got my strings.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wishing upon a star.
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