Current JoyPoll results for 815 entries:
What would be the ultimate feature of your extended AppleCare plan?
A day at the Apple Spa, ... um, not for you... your machine!
Desktop housecleaning services, ... they'd probably use the Automator Robot dressed up in a French maid's outfit.
Apple loaners, so you could test drive hardware before you buy, ... resist pressure from the salesman afterwards, and don't forget to kick the hard drive.
Access to the Apple VIP Lounge, ... and backstage pass to a Steve Jobs keynote?
Tech support house calls from the Blonde Genius, ... is that your Genius Bar, or are you just glad to see me?
Complimentary Solid Nitrozanium SuperFandom, and appearance in the Joy of Tech comic, ... isn't that the Nitro-Snag Protection Program?
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and script anxiety disorder.
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